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deaninmyjeans: stateofutobitha: cutely-perverted: Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I had been born with one so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out my penis would have been tiny omg Is there

if Jasper ever ends up reforming (both literally and figuratively) and joining the team, I hope she at one point calls Amethyst her Amethysteralternatively, if they ever meet any other Earth born Gems they could call her that

issamomma:issamomma:So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new. Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT HE CAN USE HIS FUCKING BLOOD AS LUBRICANT. I AM LITERALLY SOBBING.

hc that koujaku is actually super cranky when he has to wake up too early and sometimes, because noiz has an obscure sleeping schedule, noiz would be up to shower him in gross domestic lovey-dovey shit to make his day better. like he’d have a simple

ladyginger97: I thought he was just confused…but no, Pete was literally getting a fucking tattoo done while all of this was going on. This just blows my mind.

habitatfordeanwinchester: if you’re ever unsure of my destiel trash status, just remember that this was the literal first thing i thought of when this meme started circulating

jarethqueenbitch: marinashutup: therealmalika: yall are really fucking shit up for me i thought this was gonna be a prolife post but it was literally just the cycle of chicken incubation That got pretty horrifying

wabbit32: threefootcrow: nointerrruption: growing up sucks because you realize 񘈨 isn’t a lot of money REALEST SHIT IT HURTS I literally was just consumed by this thought earlier today….it’s a terrifying thought.

50shadesofcastiel: tittily: nishinoyafuckingyuu: Hold the fuck up, Aoba, do your gloves not have palms?? Just when I thought your outfit couldn’t get stupider. THAT LITERALLY DEFEATS THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF GLOVES THIS IS BULLSHIT God damn it Aoba

just-shower-thoughts: My entire life has literally led up to this moment.

jarethqueenbitch: marinashutup: therealmalika: yall are really fucking shit up for me i thought this was gonna be a prolife post but it was literally just the cycle of chicken incubation That got pretty horrifying

geekishchic: jarethqueenbitch: marinashutup: therealmalika: yall are really fucking shit up for me i thought this was gonna be a prolife post but it was literally just the cycle of chicken incubation That got pretty horrifying If by “horrifying”

biphosphoglycerate: waywardcastiel: i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like I literally thought this was just me…

Maps only show us how to get there, it’s up to you to decide where to go.

staelus: welcometotheshire: thestackofhay: Inside Blaine’s Head A look at what Blaine thought about before confessing his love for Kurt. NO BIG DEAL JUST SOBBING jfc your videos are all so fucking amazing oh god i’m literally tearing up this

brothasoul: redunderwear: jeremy-ruiner: just when you thought tumblr found all the grossly misogynistic articles on the internet this gem pops up i can literally smell the fedora this guy is wearing in the text im making a new twitter account just

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